Panel 1 - From above, we see the Spectacular SPIDER-HAM, IRON MANATEE, WOLVERINE (who is an actual wolverine), FROG THOR, EMU FROST, and PROFESSOR EGGS (a rooster sitting on a levitating wheelchair nest), all looking up at something in the sky. NIGHTCRAWLER (an actual nightcrawler worm) teleports in on a purple cloud.
SPIDER-HAM: Well, this has turned out to be the worst Thanksgiving ever...
FROG THOR: Verily, thou speakest for Avengers all.
WOLVERINE: I don't recall inviting you guys in the first place, bub.
PROF. EGGS: Enough! We must brace ourselves for the cosmos-shaking power of...
Panel 2 - reverse angle of panel 1, as everyone is looking up at a giant, flaming, and well-basted Thanksgiving turkey, wings and legs spread outward, ready to unleash its power upon the world.
PROF. EGGS: ...THE DARK (meat) PHOENIX!!!
SPIDER-HAM: (sotto voce, to IRON MANATEE) Where's Captain Carrot when you need him?
IRON MANATEE: Who?
CAPTION: to be continued!
