Friday, November 16, 2012
The President Of The United States of America - The Day After - Niel Jacoby
Caption: NOVEMBER 7, 2012
PHONE: EVEN THOUGH WE AS A NATION MAY HAVE DISAGREEMENTS AMONG OURSELVES, WE CAN STILL WORK TOGETHER TO SOLVE PROBLEMS WHEN IT REALLY COUNTS. I'VE GOT TO SAY I'M GLAD WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO TRULY UNDERSTANDS THAT.
POTUS: ME TOO, CAP. AND I ALWAYS DID LOOK UP TO YOU.
Panel 2: Same mileu as the first, different paperwork, same expression, 8:50.
PHONE: VERILY, I KNOW NIGH LITTLE OF THINE MORTAL POLITICS, BUT THEY SEEM A DAMN SIGHT HARDER THAN SIMPLY KILLING THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE VILLAGE TO OBTAIN DOMINANCE OVER HIS LAND AND WOMEN. I DOFF MY WINGED CAP TO THEE, AS THOU HAST CONQUERED A SYSTEM I FALL SHORT OF EVEN UNDERSTANDING, NOT ONCE BUT TWICE. BUT EVEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOCKED OUT THE TEETH OF THE MIDGARD SERPENT WHILST THOU WEREST EVEN IN ITS OWN MOUTH, SO AS MY COMPATRIOT CLINT BARTON WOULDST SAY, "NEENER NEENER".
POTUS: YOU EVER DEAL WITH A TICKED-OFF HILLARY CLINTON?
PHONE: ...
POTUS: I REST MY CASE.
Panel 3: Same general environs as the 1st and 2nd, 9:16. The president is looking a bit annoyed.
PHONE: LISTEN, BUB, EVEN THOUGH YA GOT TA BIN LADEN BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE, I DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST YA.
PHONE(SMALLER): LOGAN! THE PRESIDENT IS A BUSY MAN AND DOESN'T NEED THE HASSLE OF YOU CALLING HIM ALL THE TIME! LET HIM GET BACK TO HIS JOB!
PHONE: *SIGH* FINE, KITTY. I'LL LET THE PRESIDENT GET BACK TO WHAT HE WAS DOING.
POTUS: YOU'D BETTER LISTEN TO HER, LOGAN. SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE'S GOT A BETTER HEAD ON HER SHOULDERS THAN YOU DO.
PHONE: AH, WHADDA YOU KNOW? YOU DON'T HAVE ADAMANTIUM BONES.
Panel 4: 10:02. The president doesn't even look like he's listening, just going through the paperwork.
PHONE: HEY BARRY, THIS IS DEADPOOL. I JUST WANTED TO SAY, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART--
Panel 5: 10:03. The president has the phone at arm's length, and is calling out to the other room.
PHONE(Much louder than before): BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!
POTUS: ANYONE KNOW IF WE CAN JUST BLOCK ALL CALLS FROM CANADA FOR THIS PHONE? MAYBE REDIRECT THEM TO DIAMOND JOE? ANYONE?
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Mjolnir - Hammer To Fall - Rol Hirst
Panel One.
Thor sits alone in a darkened room, huddled and slumped and drained. He is weak and thin, withered. His helmet is slipping down to one side, his gold locks desiccated, his chain mail armour hangs off him, baggy and oversized. He is a shadow of his former self. As he leans forward, he holds the strap of Mjolnir. The hammer itself stands upright (head on the floor) before him.
The only illumination in the room comes from a doorway to Thor's left. Shadows fall across him as three men enter (off-panel).
Strange (O/P): Thor…?
Panel Two.
Thor lifts his head wearily and stares at his comrades. Iron Man, Captain America, Dr. Strange. We can see a little more of the background now: we are in Stephen Strange’s Sanctum Sanctorum. Thor is putting on a brave smile; his friends look grim.
Thor: So, gentlemen. Your learned diagnosis…?
Captain America: There’s no easy way to say this, old friend.
Iron Man: It’s the hammer, Thor.
Strange: A grave enchantment is upon it. Dark magics even I can’t combat…
Panel Three.
Cap crouches before Thor and rests a hand on his old friend's shoulder.He holds tight onto his own shield as he does so.
Captain America: You need to relinquish your hammer, Thor. You need to send it far, far away...
Captain America: Before it kills you.
Panel Four.
Close on Thor, weak but determined.
Thor: Nay, Captain. If Mjolnir and I are destined for Valhalla, we shall journey there together.
Panel Five.
It’s a struggle for him to even lift Mjolnir now, but somehow he manages it. Holding it with both hands, the Thunder God staggers to his feet. Defiant.
Thor: Shortly... after... we have slain my damn'd brother...
Thor: Loki...
Friday, May 13, 2011
Thor - Hammer Squared - Matt Duarte
Note from the author: Two weeks ago, I missed my Thor script. This is my catch up script, with my Omega Red going up later in the day.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Thor - Whosoever - Danial Carroll
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thor - Fracture - Sime McDonald
Though we are mighty, though we stand as a strong united force,
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Thor - The God Delusion - Rol Hirst
The following page takes place towards the end of a story in which Thor has been called upon to investigate a number of crimes against prominent religious figures. High profile priests have been crucified, holy books burned, temples destroyed. Thor has tracked down and confronted the man responsible yet has been unable to stop his reign of terror...
Panel One.
Thor stands before a burning cathedral, the stained glass in its windows broken, thick black smoke pouring from a hole in its roof up into a dark, thunder-swept sky. Thor himself is beaten and bloodied, his face and arms scarred and bruised, his costume torn. He's holding his hammer defiantly, but we can tell he's on his last legs.
Thor: I have seen the atrocities that lie in your wake...
Thor: Desecration and bloodshed not even the Dark Elves of Svartalfheim would wreak...
Thor: And I have done all within my power to bring this to an end...
Thor: Yet still you stand... still you blaspheme... still you defile...
Thor: How can this be?
Panels Two - Four.
Three small panels of Thor getting his ass handed to him and taking a serious whupping at the hands of his enemy: a small, intellectual-looking man in his early 70s (though still in reasonably good health) with swept-back grey hair and spectacles. He's wearing a woolly crew-neck jumper and cords. Thor is unable to fight back. With each blow, the Thunder God weakens further... and gradually turns back to Dr. Donald Blake.
SFX (4): THOK!
SFX (5): THOOM!
SFX (6): THOOP!
Panel Five.
The man holds Donald Blake's body up. Blake slumps, defeated - he would fall to the ground were it not for the man's hand gripping the front of his shirt. The man speaks directly to Blake. Behind them, the cathedral roof collapses into the flames while thunderclouds continues to roil overhead.
SFX: Kra-koom!
Man: If a god were ever to ask me that… if a god were to stand before me now and speak those words from his own immortal lips… do you know what I’d tell him, Dr. Blake?
Man: I wouldn’t tell him anything. I wouldn’t even hear him.
Man: Because I am…
Man: The Atheist.
Panel Six.
The Atheist snarls into Donald Blake's face... he's been corrupted and driven insane by his own unholy power.
The Atheist: And no god has power over me.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Thor - Midgardian - Ben Rosenthal
CAPTION (LOKI)
Midgard. I do not see why my brother cherishes it so.
Come to gloat, brother?
Here to toy with me, now? To revel in my loss?
2. Thor is standing, looking unsteady on his feet. He is angry at the insolence of Loki, appearing to him at this time of heartache. Whether he is drunk or purely upset at his loss, we are unsure. The bar tender has placed his hand on Thor’s shoulder in order to calm him down.
CAPTION (LOKI)
Revelling in their triumphs, celebrating their victories.
I’ll not have it.
THOR (2)
Be gone from here trickster. Either under your own momentum, or with the aid of mine.
3. Thor lashes out at the man who has placed his hand on his shoulder.
CAPTION (LOKI)
And despairing in their falls.
Off me.
4. The force of Thor’s shrug off throws the bar tender smashes into the shelves of bottles which line the wall behind him
CAPTION (LOKI)
Poor brother. So arrogant.
5. Thor is checking on the man he has just hit. The man appears to be dead.
CAPTION (LOKI)
You cannot be in a place for so long. Live as one of them...
6. Mephisto has appeared in front of Thor, grinning.
7. A small panel, which simply shows the evil smile of Loki.
CAPTION (LOKI)
...and not abide by their rules.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Thor – The Victory Of Defeat – Ryan K Lindsay
1. Thor sits in the middle of a field with boy Loki’s dead body in his lap. They are both slumped, Thor cradling Loki's lifeless form.
Caption-Thor: You didn’t expect to win. Not as we think of the term.
Caption-Thor: You don’t care about your victory…
Caption-Thor: You only ever cared about my defeat.
3. Thor’s hands still grip tightly to the length of rope used to strangle Loki.
Caption-Thor: Making me do this…
Caption-Thor: This was your true victory.
Thor: Yaaaarggghhh!
Caption-Thor: You will be honoured, still. You will be remembered.
Caption-Thor: I shall plant a new world tree in your name.
5. Lightning rumbles in the clouds. These clouds must look electric, violent, sad.
Caption-Thor: But you shall have no place upon it.
6. Rain hammers dead Loki’s face.
Caption-Thor: And that will forever crush me.
Caption-Thor: Which I know will make you happy.
