Showing posts with label The Phantom Stranger. Show all posts
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Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Spectre - We Work Hard, We Wordplay Hard - Niel Jacoby

Panel 1: The Spectre and the Phantom Stranger are drinking together. The Spectre is running his mouth off, but Phantom Stranger is calm and serene.

Spectre: ...AND I WAS LIKE, 'I'M ABOUT TO TURN YOUR ASSES TO ASHES, AND YOUR BUTTS TO DUST!'

Inset panel: The Spectre looks at Phantom Stranger, as Phantom Stranger does not react to the joke.

Panel 2: The Spectre is leaning back in his seat, his arms crossed.

Spectre: YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD JOKE IF IT STOLE YOUR DUMB HAT. RIGHT OFF YOUR STUPID HEAD.

Phantom Stranger: THAT'S JUST FINE WITH ME, AS A PUN IS NAUGHT BUT A PATHETIC JOKE...

Inset panel: close on the Phantom Stranger as he smirks at The Spectre.

Phantom: ...AND IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

Panel 3: The Spectre is dumbfounded.

Phantom: IT SEEMS I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, FOR YOU JUST GOT BURNED.